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- When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesn't show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to report about the general's arrival. Finally, the general comes in.

- Where have you been? asks the sentry. The sergeant has already asked about you four times.

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One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, ‘Tear along the dotted line'".

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