Random joke of the day
First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours.
Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done?
First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.
More Beauty jokes
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, âTear along the dotted line'".